Adult Yellow Dinosaur w/ Green Shell Costume

78.99 $

If you’ve been kidnapping princesses without this Adult Yellow Dinosaur w/ Green Shell Costume, then you’ve been doing it wrong. Don’t believe us? Just pick up a video game and you’ll see what we mean.



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Adult Yellow Dinosaur w/ Green Shell Costume

Kidnapping a princess over and over is a kind of unreasonable thing to do, but if you ask us, the best way to go about it is while dressed as a giant dinosaur, turtle monster thing. At least that’s how we’ve seen it done in most of the video games we’ve ever played. Nothing ever seems to go awry for those characters, aside from being eventually pummeled by some Italian plumber, his brother and maybe his little dinosaur pal, and what are the chances of that happening? Actually, you may want to make sure you don’t need any plumbing work done before you do that, since you’ll be on bad terms with any plumber in the area after you gain a reputation for kidnapping their girlfriends.

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