Dirty Old Man Costumes

Look Out For This Dirty Old Man Costume Includes: Flesh colored jumpsuit with all male parts in place, overcoat and wig. Available size: Fits most adults. Socks and shoes are not included.

Always on-trend with fashion forward designs and amazing quality, Leg Avenue costumes will make you look and feel completely irresistible. Perfect for Halloween, themed events, or just for fun! The Leg Avenue women's black sexy cop costume is sure to stop traffic! This Police babe includes a police hat, button front dress, fingerless gloves, belt, tie and walkie talkie.

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for Horrible people. Unlike most of the party games you've played before, Cards Against Humanity is as Despicable and awkward as you and your friends. The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black card, and everyone else answers with their funniest white card. Now version 2.0 with over 150 new cards. Expanded to 600 cards (50 more than before).This is the main game. Buy this first. America's #1 Gerbil coffin. Reviews of Cards Again... [Read More]

Products include: Doctor costume set, Surgeon costume set, Fire Chief Costume Set, Police Officer Costume set.Material: polyester, nylon and plasticProduct includes:*Doctor costume set: lab coat, face mask, stethoscope, thermometer, reflex hammer, blood pressure utensil, safe scissors, safe syringe, adhesive bandage *Surgeon costume set: surgical top, surgical pants, matching hat, stethoscope, thermometer, reflex hammer, blood pressure utensil, safe scissors, safe syringe, adhesive bandage *Fire... [Read More]

Be the ultimate ladies man this Halloween with our Ladies Man Wig! Our Ladies Man Wig is perfect for any 70's look. Includes one Ladies Man Wig in blonde.

This straight-talking BS Button allows you to call BS whenever you see it! Simply press the red buzzer to make it light up, buzz loudly and announce, That was BS! or shout, BS detected, take precautions! over a wailing siren. No friend, relative, teacher, or colleague will dare to BS you again after setting off the BS alarm.

How to Protect and Care for a Wig Proper care for a wig can help protect it's longevity and keep you looking great! Steps 1. When you need to comb a wig, be gentle. Do not use regular brushes, and if you can, only comb it. It doesn't need combed every day, so let it rest. 2.While you're sitting at home, take it off and put it on a wig stand. The stand will help keep its shape and taking it off your head takes away from your own tugging and pulling hairs out. 3. After washing a wig, do not sha... [Read More]

Farting animals are funny!This farting animal coloring book for kids (of all ages) is just what you've been looking for, even though you probably didn't know it!Color pictures of farting meerkats, dogs, pandas, giraffes, hippos, horses, kittens and more!Keep the pictures for yourself or give them to a friend who needs a laugh.Enjoy!Be sure to SHARE your coloring creations on Instagram with #fartinganimals.And, if you like this book, be sure to check out all of my coloring books including:the FAR... [Read More]

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING TO SHARE THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT? Don't miss this ! Look what others comment on this good idea! It's like a tropical snuggie It's like a tropical snuggie! So comfortable, the polyester practically nuzzles my man junk while simultaneously caressing my back side. It's the dream. Nothing on this earth could make your man happier. Every night I come home from work and instantly slip into my mankini. it has really livened up things in the bed room, whips and chains aren't the only... [Read More]

Dress up any costume with a dapper black felt top hat. Every magician needs a black hat for his rabbit trick. These top hats also make a great for Halloween, New Years, and everyday use. Great Magicians Hat, Great Party Hat, Terrific Hat for Everyday Wear or Halloween. Fits Bigger Kids, Teens & Adults. All Kangaroo Hats come Shrink wrapped in a Polybag so the top hat black stays black! Get that fancy top hat that dazzles all formal top hat events.

Have you decided to model your Halloween costume after grandpa? Be the life of the party and keep everyone hysterically laughing with the Child Old Man Halloween Kit. Be a decrepit old man and yell at whipper snappers all season long.This item features a grey combover wig, black bow tie and matching suspenders. Add on a cane to give the Child Old Man Halloween Kit a funny limp. Available at

Recall and relive the good old days, (though that might be a bit too soon) in this sneaky and tricky costume. Introducing the Boys Little Old Man Costume. All of your friends are going to expect you to show up, but when a senior citizen shows up instead, everyone will wonder who that

This go-to costume kit is perfect if you are running low on time or if you just want to see how you look aged up 50 years. With the Adult man kit you can get your costume done in no time while sporting an outfit that is sure to make everyone laugh and have a good